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A hairy gay man of medium stature. Bigger the an otter, but smaller then a bear. Think otter but with more muscle and fat.
Pedro is not skinny enough to be an otter. He’s more of a badger
Badger by Mcpickles-deluxe April 28, 2026
Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.
What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom?

A badger!
Badger by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025
Pool shot. Not one bank. Not two banks. But THREE banks!
No way, you didn’t call that badger, you flukie bastard you.
Badger by TheOLBarefootTom February 19, 2026
Someone who’s a game ropey bastard.
Person 1: Did you hear Jacob popped a couple of garrys then pissed on a 50 year olds mouth
Person 2: the kids a badger
Badger by CraigDackAttack January 12, 2026

Badger Material 

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?
Badger Material by TheMeis June 7, 2018

badger queen 

Rather less attractive than a "cougar", the badger queen spends her time, money and energies trying to persuade men to have a relationship with her by offering a range easy sexual services...

She thinks she is entitled to anything she wants, your cock, anyone else's cock, her ex-husbands home, kids and wallet, a made-up job created at tax payers expense, 24 hour police protection, children (anyone's.. as long as she gets paid for "looking after" them)..

Usually securely employed in (overpaid) menial state sector work, such as nursing, and claiming vast amounts of welfare money too as a result of having pushed out a fanny turd or two.. She has protected status in a feminist dominated society and mistakes this for respect..

Usually seriously overweight and often drunk, she mistakes the lumps of dough hanging off her chest for attractive breasts and likes to find ways of presenting these amorphous heaps to the attention of potential victims..

She tries her best to hide the apron of lard that overhangs a vagina that looks like a cold congealed doner kebab wedged between a sumo wrestlers thighs..

She is trapped in this deluded lifestyle for the foreseeable future and the best she can hope for is a sad "fuck-buddy", while she tries to come to terms with her inability to persuade any bloke with a shred of self-respect to take her and her STD's on..
Hey, John, I had a date tonight with this woman who looked worth a poke on the face pic, but, well, when I saw the body and heard what she had to say, it was clear she was a rancid badger queen.. I went to the gents, did a runner, and never looked back!
badger queen by Drex Johnson July 18, 2011