Badger 

Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.

Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.

Badger by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024

Badger 

Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.

What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom?

A badger!

Badger by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Badger

Someone who’s a game ropey bastard.

Person 1: Did you hear Jacob popped a couple of garrys then pissed on a 50 year olds mouth
Person 2: the kids a badger

Badger by CraigDackAttack January 12, 2026

Badger

Pool shot. Not one bank. Not two banks. But THREE banks!

No way, you didn’t call that badger, you flukie bastard you.

Badger by TheOLBarefootTom February 19, 2026

Badger

A hairy gay man of medium stature. Bigger the an otter, but smaller then a bear. Think otter but with more muscle and fat.

Pedro is not skinny enough to be an otter. He’s more of a badger

Badger by Mcpickles-deluxe April 28, 2026

Badger

-Tactic by which someone is asked the same question over and over. Statistically the individual will eventually change their answer. They can give one answer a million times but the one time they give a different answer. That can be used against them. Or it eventually genuinely changes the persons answer. Very weird phenomenon.

Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? - No. Are you Gay? ........Maybe? (Yes?) (Kind of?) -This person was Badgered.

Badger by Leonerd Manechest July 21, 2026

Badger Material 

Cheap ass Under Armour

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?

Badger Material by TheMeis June 7, 2018