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Augustine

Augustine is a girl who dates her friend's crusty exes.
Hey, do you know Augustine?

Do you mean that frumpy hoe?
Yes, Augustine is one frumpy hoe. Period.
by penny l a n e7 October 21, 2025
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Augustin is the man everyone wants and needs. He is not the best guy worldwide but he is the most perfect man in all of Paris. Obviously he has a dark side, but only one : his black eyes. At the moment you get eye contact with him, you just fall in love.

Augustin is like the godfather. He helps people in need, but doesn’t want anything in return. He is the guy you always dreamed about.

He is attentive and mounted like a stallion.
Girl 1 : “who is this man ? He is so sexy and charismatic
Girl 2 : “ oh yeaah ! I want him. Who is he?”

Guy : “ oh ! You’re speaking about Augustin, my BFF.”
by Avatar777 November 23, 2021
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Augustin

Augustin is the man everyone wants and needs. He is not the best guy worldwide but he is the most perfect man in all of Paris. Obviously he has a dark side, but only one : his black eyes. At the moment you get eye contact with him, you just fall in love.

Augustin is like the godfather. He helps people in need, but doesn’t want anything in return. He is the guy you always dreamed about.

He is attentive and mounted like a stallion.
Girl 1 : “who is this man ? He is so sexy and charismatic
Girl 2 : “ oh yeaah ! I want him. Who is he?”

Guy : “ oh ! You’re speaking about Augustin, my BFF.”
by Avatar777 November 23, 2021
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Augustin

Augustin is the man everyone wants and needs. He is not the best guy worldwide but he is the most perfect man in all of Paris. Obviously he has a dark side, but only one : his black eyes. At the moment you get eye contact with him, you just fall in love.

Augustin is like the godfather. He helps people in need, but doesn’t want anything in return. He is the guy you always dreamed about.

He is attentive and mounted like a stallion.
Girl 1 : “who is this man ? He is so sexy and charismatic
Girl 2 : “ oh yeaah ! I want him. Who is he?”

Guy : “ oh ! You’re speaking about Augustin, my BFF.”
by Avatar777 November 23, 2021
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Augustin

Augustin is the man everyone wants and needs. He is not the best guy worldwide but he is the most perfect man in all of Paris. Obviously he has a dark side, but only one : his black eyes. At the moment you get eye contact with him, you just fall in love.

Augustin is like the godfather. He helps people in need, but doesn’t want anything in return. He is the guy you always dreamed about. He is mounted like a stallion
Girl 1: “who is this guy ?! He is so sexy and charismatic!”
Girl 2 : “yeaah! I want him ! Who is he ?”
Guy : “oh ! You’re speaking about Augustin. My BFF ”
by Avatar777 November 23, 2021
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Augustin is an enormous singe. He can be very annoying with his group of monkeys, but deep down he's always very considerate. Augustin is the kind of person who tries to please everyone, for example by buying a round of absinthe when nobody likes it. As a natural leader, Augustin is mostly a gorilla, especially as he is grave stock. Of course Augustin is intelligent, but instead of choosing the right career path, he prefers to study dinosaurs and Nazi Germany. In short, Augustin is a bestie you must have. 🤞💅
Look at Augustin! he's so handsome, this huge gorilla".
by sarahllevy April 28, 2025
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A thin guy, who is snarky and sarcastic. He is brilliant, and despite his thin frame, he has a vast and seemingly boundless intellect (and he knows it). This gives him a dark, and realistic view on life, preferring pragmatism and logic to hope and faith. Generally, Augustine's are tall, with a weird mix out outgoing charm and shy isolationism, they love to point out the similarities between themselves and their self-proclaimed or real namesake, Augustus Caesar, who was known for his brilliance and charisma, but was considered sickly and thin. They often come off as having a superiority complex, readily reminding people that they are factually correct, and pointing out since they're right whatever you have to say is rendered irrelevant. In reality, this is just how they think, fact is their god.

They are loyal and caring, but also hold really long grudges, and are generally suspicious of what they describe "overly friendly people", but once you earn their trust they will stand by you through thick and thin, but they will never frogive you if you break it.

An Augustine is usually politically inclined, if not involved then well informed, and can point out all the flaws and solutions within a political system. They are planners and thinkers, inclined to structured schedules (that they design) and intellectually stimulating tasks.
"Who's this Augustine guy?"
"Oh, he's this smart guy in my Philosophy class, which he said he's taking 'for fun'!"
"That's insane!"
"Yeah, he's talkative and generally polite, but also super guarded."
"oooh, mysterious!"
by Perspicacious Thesaurus May 20, 2024
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