Assume

To think someone said something and then act on that information.

"Josh! I thought you said you were done." "Then you assumed wrong, Cayce!"

by Curobos March 8, 2013

assumption parish

a parish in southern louisiana about 70 miles west of new orleans where everyone assumes they live in a town, even though 72% of the parish is unincorpirated. about 25,000. 90% of the population lives along bayou lafouche or nearby nieghborhoods, 9% live in pierre part, a town literally in the middle of nowhere, and the other 1% live in the dumpster behing assumption high school, or permenantly loiter pop-n-go's. i would not recommend living here unless you enjoy being bored all the time and enjoy economic inconvience.

Peter: Where do you live?

Josh: Assumption parish

Peter: Where is that?

Josh: On the other side of Thibodaux, Morgan City, Donaldsonville, the place nobody ever goes because theres no reason at all to come here.

Peter: Oh I'm sorry

by datkidkidlolseeme December 12, 2010

bitch did you just assume my gender

Did you just assume my gender but with a twist.

"what's up bro."
"Bitch did you just assume my gender!?"
"Just stop.."

by BakaDog February 16, 2017

Assumptuitive

An adjective used to describe someone who always seems to assume things.

Adam: Christy thought you and Heather broke up because she saw you getting pizza with another girl.

Jake: I hope she didnt say anything to Heather because that was just my sister.

Adam: Jeez, Christy has to stop being so assumptuitive.

by Stephers_0o7 October 10, 2008

Assumptivitis

The uncontrollable need to make assumptions

Bob has a chronic case of assumptivitis, he's always makingbad assumptions.

by Mental Ward Publishing January 23, 2009

assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

Assdumper

An asshole that dumps enough feces to completely fill a landfill

Man on phone: sorry man my anus is now an assdumper. I cannot gather enough toilet paper to save my life!

by Dandongding December 16, 2016