Apollo Play, our home planet, is a beautiful blue and white ball where people should show more love for it or it days will be numbered.
by William Warney December 13, 2010
by TheGreatDick19 April 13, 2019
To define an individual that sees themselves on a higher level or better then another due to their larger ego and confidence.
Kraken: come on fight me, I can easily beat you.
Freezin: shut the fuck up you have Apollo syndrome.
Freezin: shut the fuck up you have Apollo syndrome.
by Tristhe_tank March 10, 2023
by reeeee vs oof February 27, 2019
Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.
I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.
by WisconsinBenjamin January 29, 2012
A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."
by Bobby Business April 25, 2011
by WalterCronkiteSpecial May 05, 2010