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Alter Ego Allies/Idiots

Our Alter Egos are mostly Idiots, but sometimes Allies, made up based on our "not normal" personalities. (Although we are all always not normal.) Jasmine's other is Bloo, Helene's is Morbid, and Jackie's is Salami. If you want coming-of stories ASK US!
"Normal" Jasmine is Jasmine. Hyper, laughy, crazy, weird, perky Jasmine is Bloo. "Normal" Helene is Helene. Ticked off, scary, thinking-of-blood Helene is Morbid. "Normal", serious, studious, book-reading, thinking-of-blood Jackie is Salami. Hyper, perky, ooh-look-at-the-shiny-fire Jackie is Jackie.
by Alter Ego Allies March 15, 2005
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Riding the beast to the alter of sin

Party till you puke____
That dude in the bathroom is Riding the beast to the alter of sin
by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004
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Cu Alter

The most powerful character in all of fgo. Cu alter has a chadness level of over 9000 and has gae bolged his way through the entire story.
Imagine not having cu alter in fgo.
by T/34 March 22, 2021
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ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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Alter Emoji

The emoji that is like your spirit animal. Everyone has one. You use it so much you grow to identify with it, love it, and even get possessive of it. It can change over time. If you're good friends with someone you probably know what theirs is.
Guy: What are you doing tonight? *Smirking Face*
Girl: Trying to get in my pants?
Guy: No I didn't mean anything by it, it's just my alter emoji!
Girl: Yeah right *Face with Tears of Joy* you're always using the disco dancer!
by MonteCristo8 February 1, 2018
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crack in the alter

There's a crack in the alter
by anonymous August 1, 2022
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Alter-nate

The act of beginning with a true fact and then, through sleight of mouth, transforming and converting it to BECOME an alternate fact. aka The "Con-Way" or "Conwafying"
Bob's voice was usually heard as truthful, but, if required, he could alter-nate with the best politicians and lawyers. Before you knew it, he had alter-nated up a brand new story for your consideration.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
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