afl

A shitty sport played by mental patients, also known as Victorians. South Australians and Western Australians are alright because Vlandys thinks PNG is more important than WA and won’t put a team on there. Victorian’s are a special breed of people as many sane and insane people in Australia know. It’s pretty embarrassing that the best team in Victoria is their NRL team, like seriously just support the Storm, at least with Bellamy you are guaranteed finals every year.

Also as person who has been dragged to a swans game from a friend from Adelaide who has moved here, its confirmed that half the guys at the SCG are from Newtown, which is “Gods country”. Can’t grow the game in syd when half the supporter base willingly takes it up the arse.

the afl gf was so shitty I can’t believe people pay to watch that shit. Heck even the worst NRL gfs clear a good portion of the AFL ones.

by dkom February 9, 2025

AFL

A shitty sport that requires 0 talent to play, and is only liked by Victorians.

Me: Yo man! NRL is way better than AFL, don't you agree?
Other guy: Of course man, even a baby could play that game

by MC PickleJuice March 31, 2022

AFL

the best sport ever invented!

AFL is the best sport
Rugby is fucking shit

I like the afl and i'm from NSW lol

Mate: what's your favourite sport?
Me: AFL
Mate: mate your gay
Me: Fuck you!

by GenZMadonnaFan July 17, 2022

AFL

A sport ran by Scummy white beanstalks for white beanstalks.

Why do most kids in Australia called Jack like AFL, cause they love beanstalks.

by dkom April 9, 2025

afl

away from life. don't even dare to thumb this down.

A: afl
B: did you want to type afk instead?
A: no
B: ok

by shadowkiller360noscope August 19, 2017

AFL

Australian Football League. It is actually a good sport unless your a motherfucker who calls it GayFL. The sport was actually invented before soccer believe it or not. The sport is not so popular because it is not like we could have walked to Europe and shared the sport there because if we could soccer will be called soccer not a false name like football

Diehard soccer mf: AFL is Gay
Anyone with common sense: Go play your soccer

by Man who has common sense September 9, 2023

afl

acting for life, the best class ever you can learn to do lots of things in it ncluding learning to juggle.

melissa: Hey I have afl now

Valentina: How cool I love that class

by an*nym*us February 17, 2017