Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.

You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!

by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021

Urban Assault Stroller

A baby stroller with oversized rubber wheels, carbon-fiber tube construction, and enough storage for 2 weeks worth of groceries from Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and baby supplies. Typically pushed around by self-righteous progressive urban yuppies who three years previously were completely certain they were never going to have kids.

Oh man! I was on line at Whole Foods and some guy rolled his urban assault stroller over my foot!

by downtrodden peon May 17, 2010

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Wallet Assault

When you throw your wallet at someone

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Turd assault

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.

My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006

Sack Assault

Definition:

To hit someone with your sack more than 1 time in a row. Mostly done to the victim's face.

*****snoooooarrrrr******

Brian: "Dude, watch this..."
Andrew: "What are you going to do to Oliver? He's sleeping."
Andrew: "You'll see..."

a few seconds later

Brian: "SACK ASSAULT!"
Andrew: "YES! SO GOOD!"
Oliver: "ha..ha..ha...I'm gunna cut you"

by WendyWendyWendy March 3, 2009