Man Ache

The Pain A Man Feels Once In A While In His Balls. Its The Second Worst Pain A Man Can Feel ... second TO A Kick In The Balls.

Usually, This Pain Is Gotten From One Of TwoThings:
1. Having Sex All Day And Waking Up The Next Morning
2. Grinding On A Woman But Not Actually Getting Anywhere.

Man 1: Why Are You Walking Funny?
Man 2: Man Ache!
Man 1: Ouch.

by Lil-Dan May 24, 2009

Heed-ache

A headache caused by smoking large amounts of marijuana.

Dude, this is good heed. I've just had 6 bongs and its given me a heed-ache!

by George Peacock September 14, 2009

labia ache

the female equivalent of hypothetical ball ache. if something presents itself as a laborious task/pain in the ass it is otherwise known as a labia ache.

uhh, i don't want to shave my legs tonight, its such a labia ache!

by ERaeE October 9, 2013

lady ache

Lady ache - the pain resulting from the shedding of the uterine lining, happens periodically to ladies and often causes quite an ache. Also known as girlie guts.

Sorry Miss I can't do PE today, I've got lady ache.

Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!

No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.

by Amleth January 9, 2010

alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.

"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016

bitch ache

someone who is a bitch all the time

“chris is a bitch ache to me everyday, he is a bitch” -bobbi

by teeters43 January 22, 2018

Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.

Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods

by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019