Woman 1: Did you hear what happened recently.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.
by DarkShiiiiieeeet June 14, 2018

When your girl is sleeping you jerk off and blow your load on her eye. When she wakes up in the morning her eye will be crusty like when the sandman cums
by A Sandman August 3, 2014

by anonymous March 13, 2021

by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016

Having doggy style sex on the beach and you get sand in her booty hole, getting cum in the sand, and making her lick it up.
by Turtle Goddess July 31, 2016

When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.
by EyeAmTimmmay August 3, 2021

Methhead 1: Dude have you had the sandman’s meth?
Methhead 2: Yeah, it has to be the best meth around
Methhead 2: Yeah, it has to be the best meth around
by varg belsonius jr September 6, 2023
