zopohin

Spanish noun. Residual morning-after cum stuck between your penis and underwear;
Syn. Morning Wood jizz-frosting.

Tengo mucho zopohin en mis calzoncillos.

by FunkyJoe April 6, 2003

zomboobies

Zomboobies = zombie boobs
Undead breasts. Ghoulish titties.

Dave : ` It's really too bad Sally got bitten & turned. She was lovely & intelligent.'

Simon: ' No foolin', dude. She was hot too ! What a rack ! Nicest pair of zomboobies I've ever seen.'

by Marc.O.C. September 13, 2016

Project Zomboid

A horror RPG zombie game where you *ALMOST* get away from a horde the size of an average high school. You then lose your lvl 8 aim character. Like Cocaine, it ruins your life but you want it.

Me: "I'll lose these idiots over this fence, it's perfect!"
Zomboid 1: "Raaa." *Lunges for my toes after falling over the fence*
Me: "Ouchies, that hurt so bad I'm going to fall!"
Rest of the 36 other Zomboids: *devours me alive*
Me: *Crys inside and quits Project Zomboid for a solid 3 hours*

by Drew10643 April 30, 2023

Zombotany

A minigame from the game "Plants vs Zombies" created by Big Fish games. This particular game mode features the classic zombies, but with the same heads as what your plants have.

Lol, zomfg, Zombotany is defs the best minigame on Plants Vs Zombies.

by Cheesebuster August 27, 2009

zomboner

A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.

Dude, my zomboner won't go away.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.

by Nubcakes Smith January 10, 2009

zoopookakke

exactly what you think it is.

Dude, I just saw this video on youtube called zoopookakke where all these zoo animals, I'm talking zebras, elephants, lizards, llamas, turkeys.. They were all in a big circle shitting on this porn star. IT was awesome!!! I looked up

by Vandis December 21, 2007

zampog

when a tampon gets stuck up ur ass and you have to fart it out.

mary had a zampog when she was drunk at a party and her boyfriend got his tampon in her ass.

by zamo February 19, 2007