zoned

zoned is another word for stoned or high,
as in zoning out because you're stoned.

dude i was so zoned at ashley's party last night man

by abracadabralolled October 17, 2008

Zoed

Getting turned down by a female whom you really like.

I went up to this girl I liked , asked her for her number, she said NO. I got Zoed.

by Ruseriousmj23 February 4, 2014

zoedey

demonic figure or entity that lives within everyone

i can feel the zoedey ready to come out of me.

by anima vestra August 31, 2017

School zoned

When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.

Dude I school zoned Anna.

by rsorak April 8, 2013

Sex-zoned

When she doesn't actually like you for your personality or what makes you, yourself, but may pretend to knowing in time she can use you for sex.

"Mark, after Mary and I broke up she's been being weird with me. We dont talk the same if she writes me back at all! Yet when we hangout she still has sex with me. What's going on?!"
Mark-"ahhh you've been "sex-zoned" bro, I'm sorry, there's no coming back from that dark mind fucky place"

by Callmefranky January 24, 2016

Friend Zoned

When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."

What the heck.. I just got friend zoned by Jodie.

by QuarterP80 April 12, 2011

zooed

to be high on marijuana

"Oh, man, I was so zooed last night on the way into the concert, I could't even find my seat!"

by Colin Mz April 21, 2006