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jewel zit

Another name for those nose studs girls get. Ladies who wear this fashion think a small sparkly cubic zirconium zit on their nose is attractive.
Me: Man! I just entered "jewel zit" in Urban Dictionary and I can't figure out a good way to use it in a dialogue.

Jennifer: Yeah. I have no idea. It's not something you talk about everyday.

Me: Right. Except that we're talking about it right now. Why don't I just use this conversation?

Jennifer: Ok. That works.
by daftstrings May 11, 2012
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Phantom Zit

When you feel a zit growing, but you cannot pop it no matter how hard you try.
by mofny March 29, 2012
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cock zit

"My cock zit popped by itself today, and now my underwear is completely soaked in pus."
by Xwerdna January 5, 2009
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zit bitchass

a person with a lot of zits on his/her face. normally they are hmong men named randy that are scared.
zit bitchass: yo i need more pimple pads yo.

person: you zit bitchass!
by pinoyballer33 September 26, 2008
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Mega Zit

A zit so huge it would blow your hand off if yuo were to pop it.
Man I saw Mike pop that Mega Zit and after words his hand was gone!
by Captian Space Monkey July 22, 2010
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White Screaming Zit

After receiving a blow job from a chick with bad acne, you pull out your dick and brutally slap her in the face, therefore popping all of the zits on her face, sending the puss all over her face, while cumming rapidly on her face.
Friend 1: "Dude, your sister no longer has to use Proactiv!"
Friend 2: "Why?!"
Friend 1: "I gave her a white screaming zit last night, now its all cleared up!"
by Dragon "The Net" Hopkins January 4, 2013
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special occasion zit

(n) A zit that appears on the skin of a person before a special occasion such as family gatherings, professional photo ops, parties, extravaganzas, dates, and holidays.
Example: I have been so excited to finally go on a date with Russell. Not suprisingly the day before our date I got a special occasion zit.

Example: Tomorrow is our family reunion! I will get to see people I haven't seen in years! Some people are coming that I haven't even met. I hope I don't get a special occasion zit.
by All4Us January 3, 2009
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