Zen

A human with no money or brain.

It's Zen, I have no money or a brain, please help pay my bills.

by LiveMe King July 16, 2025

__zen

mfs who say they stan nct and another group but will use it as an excuse to drag nct and will never ever defend nct even if their life depended on it

anyways stan nct

scenario 1:
__zen: 👁️👄👁️

scenario 2:
I'm a __zen but nct are ass

by nct best boys July 19, 2021

žen

A word in the Asterian language, a constructed language.

The Asterian word “žen” is equivalent to the English words “person”, “human”, or “someone”

Asterian speaker 1: “Lą žen puzlen laðo lą hundzřo.” (English: “The person is playing present tense with the dog.”)
Asterian speaker 2: “Ją, vři japen ðaw bątolen.” (English: “Yes, you’re speaking present tense in a way that is correct.”)

by I love micronations March 8, 2025

Zen Zone

A nature spot - such as a mountain top, activity - such as slow dancing, or human made space - such as the Las Vegas Bellagio fountain, that evokes serenity, joy and inspiration.

Just found out we are having triplets! Am heading straight to my zen zone.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 1, 2016

Zen Carsonism

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

Zen as fuck

When you reach a heightened level of passive-aggressiveness with your inner-self, and that you can confidently come to terms with what you want and do not want to give a flying fuck about.

It's been a good 4 months since I've been on my own and I've gotten so self-reliant, that I'm zen as fuck. I wouldn't even blink if I was asked to attend a dinner party now. I'm secure enough to even go on a date.

by Soffz84 November 19, 2017

zen hugs

“Zen Hugs - the hugs that you would get, if we were there, if we could hug you, but we aren't, and we can't.” ~ Anne McCaffrey & Mercedes Lackey, The Ship Who Searched

Also known as internet hugs, virtual hugs.

(Upon reading a post on the internet) I am sorry you are feeling so down, zen hugs! It will get better

by FuyoBC September 4, 2012