Zen-Xuan

Zen-Xuan is a guy that is 7ft tall, and his tallness takes all his inches from somewhere else 🍆🍆. His haircut is one of a master piece. It consists of having a bowl over your head and cutting the excess hair around it. Beautiful.

Shane = Zen-Xuan

by Thebaldman13 August 04, 2023

Parking Zen

The natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

Others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.

Despite Black Friday crowds, Rick found a upfront parking space at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.

by Dawgmum November 15, 2009

cronus zen

For gay people who need macros AND mouse and key (MNK) to gain an advantage on console

How tf do we win with and ash main with a fuckin cronus zen?

by willywanker. April 22, 2021

cronus zen

There’s a special place in hell for the people who use it. Anyone who owns one most likely isn’t loved and gains satisfaction from tormenting individuals that are essentially handicapped

Yoooo that dudes a beamer! He’s definitely got a cronus zen. I’m getting off this shit game.

by nothumbssadge May 08, 2022

Zen-Mode

Whole focussing hard on a task or a job, your mind will start to switch off while your body is still operating at a high level.

It’s during this time you seem to get your best quality of work done.

Person 1: “hey can you come help me with-“

Person 2: “don’t interrupt me I’m in Zen-Mode.”

by Pogg3rs January 16, 2022

[Insertfandom]zen

A poor excuse to insult NCT by hiding behind the guise of the very misleading "zen" at the end of another fandom name.

Usually used by people who want to have an elevated opinion when bashing nct, but dont want to suffer the repercussions of their actions.

A pick me who wants to be accepted by other fandoms who hate nctzen.

"I'm am insertfandomzen but Jeno is so ugly."

"I'm a stayzen but NCT's music is so trash."

"I'm a blinkzen but Blackpink outsold NCT."

"I'm a atinyzen but NCT has so many visual holes."

by hyucksimp June 27, 2021

zen malik

the way Zayn Malik from One Direction pronounces his own name.

"Hi, I'm Zen Malik from One Direction, Vas Happenin??!"

by Zay1Direction February 23, 2014