by Andrius March 4, 2008
Get the zee(z)mug. random person: "i was driving around and i saw a squirrel!!"
you: what the zee?
or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"
you: what the zee?
or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"
by yes.. April 10, 2008
Get the what the zeemug. by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005
Get the ziddi van der zeemug. An incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named Jesus. Originating in Mexico, the illness has spread to North America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Antarctica. It has been known to cause:
Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.
If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.
If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
While Jenny was in Mexico, she slept with a male prostitute named Jesus and died two months later from the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) disease.
by plysaxaphone November 25, 2007
Get the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss)mug. absaloute fucking gigachad and legens. expept for tat rroblox adopt me player. Meme zee is a brief example
by etfddgdfdffdfggf October 24, 2022
Get the people that have Zee in their namemug. Your ultimate Lord who lives in a distant moon orbiting Saturn. One of the rarest higher being that actually lives (but dead) that exist today. Often being chanted for good luck and for the need of death. Also known for being extremely cool, and chill.
1. Lawrde Zee, may your grace abound to us.
2. I'm tired of living. Lord Zee, may death be upon me right now. (Eventually gets hit by a rushing race car)
2. I'm tired of living. Lord Zee, may death be upon me right now. (Eventually gets hit by a rushing race car)
by LewdZ August 20, 2020
Get the Zeemug. Shit at most things he does but also could be really good at things if they put effort into something they want to do. However is seen as a good person by many and refuses to think he is a good person. A Zee also tends to care more about his friends and others more then himself even if is just starting to get use to you. A Zee also loves food too much and might kill someone if they take their food or are not given any food during the day. Zee also prob likes video games or a sport and might have a game/sport that puts him though lots of pain but he still loves and plays anyways. Its up to you if you think you are lucky to have one.
person 1:Hey look at that guy being a fat fuck but also helping his friend out.
person 2:Yeah might be a zee. Who knows.
person 2:Yeah might be a zee. Who knows.
by Yūrei January 27, 2023
Get the Zeemug.