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Zander

A man whore, or a womanizer that thinks he can get any girl without any issues. He is an asshole, and he is completely full of himself. He thinks he is SOOOO cool, but in reality he's not. A zander usually try's to act tough and talks alot of crap, and doesnt back it up.
Dude, that kid is such a Freakin Zander!
by mphsbaby! May 19, 2010
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Zander

he is gay and ugly and get no bitches
im Zander and im gay
by xoStrxp April 1, 2022
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Zander Elwood

Zander is the type of guy every girl dreams of. He’s super sweet. He’s so amazing. Some would even say he’s perfect. He won’t call you pretty, he’ll occasionally call you hot, he might call you sexy, but he will most definitely call you beautiful. If you say “I feel cute” his response would be “you should, you’re beautiful.” He will make you the happiest girl you could ever possibly be. He will make you fall in love with him just like it was love at first sight. He can tell when you’re upset. He will ask what’s wrong. When he kisses you, you get these butterflies in you’re stomach. He gives you that type of feeling where you never want it to end. You always just wanna be in his arms and when you aren’t in his arms, you feel homesick. When you’re in his arms you feel like that’s where you belong.
Zander Elwood is the most amazing guy I know and he makes me so happy:).
by Zander’s gf😉 June 16, 2019
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Zxander

that guy is a zxander
by alertnative October 6, 2022
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Zander

A demonic guy of redneck descent. Often misunderstood and misread, he is classified as a “creeper” by many. The members of society find him difficult to understand, for he is a metal head + Satan worshipper. His natural body scent is masked by the stench of death and sweat. His appearance causes people to act upon prejudice and assume he is a crazy freak because of his long + messy hair, dark clothing, and wolf-like fangs. People end up shrieking in terror before actually getting to know this guy. He isn’t very popular, nor does he have many friends. Nobody understands the real him. Deep inside, he is actually very considerate, caring, and kind. Sure, he has some canine features… But it’s kind of cute. Like a mix of a clueless, newborn puppy and a hungry hyena.

...So fuck prejudice.
Person 1: That guy Zander is such a fucking creep.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
by PrincessParanoia666 July 17, 2011
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Zander

A male who has no penis and screams "EPIC WIN!" all the time to cover it up. He usually only has friends over the interent and wears the same clothes every day.
"I am so cool and you are such a loser! You are a fail! I am a win! HA!"

"Dude, you're such a zander!"
by Novemberfall January 19, 2010
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Zander

He is a easy going person, but he is terrible at being aggressive and may be perceived as a Fag.
Zander is so funny and easy going.
by ohsnowes December 6, 2017
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