wine and dine 

To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.

I love to wine and dine my lady, to show her how much I love her.

wine and dine by Asinine February 23, 2009

Wine Weed Wednesday 

A weekly holiday, held on Wednesday, where participants convene at someones home and drink wine, smoke weed and surround themselves with good conversation. Guests are encouraged to bring a bottle of wine to share. Founded in San Francisco circa 2009.

"Hey are you going to Wine Weed Wednesday tonight?" - A

"It's Tuesday." - B

"Shit." - A

Wine Weed Wednesday by SF Don August 18, 2009

wine jacket 

When you've drank alot of wine and therefore do not get cold due to the warming effects of the alcohol.

Guy: Hey, you must be cold! Do you want my jumper?
Girl: No, its OK! I've got my wine jacket on!

wine jacket by schminyschmee February 16, 2009

Wine Therapy 

A regular gathering of friends that usually includes drinking wine or other beverages with the higher purpose of debriefing on your day/week or recent exciting events. Often includes snacks or appetizers.

Ugh, I had a crazy day at work and really need Wine Therapy tonight!

Wine Therapy by cher.cin September 13, 2009

wine connoisseur bluff 

When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious

Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.

Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?

Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"

Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense

Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff

wine connoisseur bluff by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

Wine teeth 

When you've been downing excess amounts of merlot in a less then kosher manner. After 2-3 bottles your teeth and lips will be stained from the red wine

Gary I think you're cut off reds and should pick up a tooth brush on account of the wine teeth

Wine teeth by Jimgle June 24, 2015

wine glass shape 

When a female has big breasts but a flat ass

Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame

wine glass shape by AsainBoyYesAsain February 8, 2017