Weeping Wednesday

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.

"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"

by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013

bad check wednesday

when you're poor and you write a bad check on the day before your payday.

ah, don't worry, it's bad check wednesday- you can buy anything you want

by CAHeartbreaker October 15, 2010

A Lemon Wednesday

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!

"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"

by ATRIX May 11, 2016

hot cookie wednesday

When best frineds Mandy and Shane try to have bonding time they invite people to have hot cookies.

Todd: Hey today sucked
Jessica: Don’t worry, tonight is hot cookie Wednesday!

by Mondyondshone March 4, 2021

Rizz God Wednesday

Every Wednesday people who have rizz come together in groups and test and use their rizz on anybody they can get

danny:bro what's today ??

andre:Brooo it's Rizz God Wednesday duhh.

by Stephen Byrd May 10, 2022

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

wednesday 13

Wednesday 13 is the shit. He rocked in Murderdolls and rocks in Wednesday 13... they are touring soon *goes into fantasy*

When I saw you piss on the rug,
My heart fluttered and I knew,
It was love, true love...

by wednesday 13 March 17, 2005