shes actually just tying her shoe

She's a hoe.

(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe

by Mcd247 February 8, 2013

Actually Hug A Furry Day

On November 28th, you can hug a furry even without participating in Beat A Furry Day.

Yoooo, today is Actually Hug A Furry Day! hugs

by Antony423 November 28, 2021

factually late

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'

Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

by Not without dups August 16, 2010

Actually Stephen

Stephen.
The only Stephen I know who is pronounced 'Steven'.
Stephen defines a psychopathic cinnamon roll that everybody loves.
Stephen is not just an employee. He's god and he knows it. He's my religion.

The only thing that Stephen loves (despite himself) is Mirio.
Because Mirio is best boi and you can't tell him otherwise.

Stephen's fans will forever support him in any decision he makes, because Stephen deserves it.

"Actually Stephen is just an employee"
-"No, Stephen is great and amazing and he deserves anything in the world."

by Yuka I guess January 5, 2020

Zactually

When Zac interrupts you with a "hold on, Actually-" and proceeds to explain how you're wrong in a condescending tone, even though he's wrong or its just an opinion .

Nick: These dual daggers are f*cking tight, theyre like, the best damage-
Zac: Wait, HOLD ON, you actually think that? Are you retarded? Daggers are like, MAYBE 5th in damage if tha-
Nick: ZACTUALLY
Cosmo:ZACTUALLY
Jesus: ZACTUALLY

by Gregordeeznuts January 30, 2020

Hactually

A word used to describe a response by a know-it-all. You say something to them that's slightly incorrect and they will excitedly, even smugly go off on one, "hactually..."

Hactually, the deep web is not full of porn, illegal drug trade websites and stolen bank details. That would be the dark web that you speak of.

by Hactualist April 22, 2020

Actually Factually

To prove to someone that some actually is indeed factually. Helps get the point across

Like, actually factually I'm smarter than you sooo yeah.

by icoinedthisshit May 26, 2020