Come without porn

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.

"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Spain without the S

Another way to say I'm dying inside, or I am in constant pain, without actually saying it

Being 1: how are you doing

Being 2: I'm in Spain without the s

Being 1: ....O h-

by haha imagine existing February 18, 2021

Just Some Guy Without A Mustache

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.

@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021

Porn without bones

Serious disappointment

Tacos without cheese,is like porn without bones!

by Jimmy Callback November 9, 2019

Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.

1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

by The Real Mark Hunt November 7, 2010

Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.

That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.

Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf

by PoleyISuppose September 8, 2023