Wilf

A bit of a wilf = A bit of a wolly. A strange one.

A wilfy woofter.

See that fella over there wearing those bent old trousers, he's a bit of a wilf.
He's a right Wilfred 😂

by Wilf / Wilfred July 5, 2022

WILF

Wookiee I'd Like to Fuck

A: Harrison Ford might be getting old, but he's still a GILF!
B: Yeah he's ok I guess, but Chewbacca is the #1 WILF!!
A: True.

by Supr natrl September 5, 2016

Wilf

Women you’d like to fuck, younger than 30.

Becky’s a total wilf.

No she’s 20, she’s a wilf bro.

by Dohaer May 16, 2018

dirty wilf

The act of a small white midget lynching a black man who has a 10 inch dick and using him as his sex toy only to realise it was a strap on and realise black people don’t have big dicks naturally. He proceeds to use the strap on and convince the world that white peoples have big dicks and should anal themselves with their pet cow with a strap on on top of the horns

I did a dirty wilf yesterday and revolutionised the world

by Highlebede December 13, 2024

Wilf

A fart that becomes chunky over time ; in between a fart and shitting your pants.

Person 1: "Did you Wilf again?"

Person 2: "Yea...I better go change..."

by RiceIsGoneIdk February 24, 2022