whoops-a-daisy

the act of purposely ejaculating inside of a female, despite her clear instructions for you not to do so, then pretending it was an accident.
see also Simcoe Salmon Swim

Mac - "hey man...go give that broad a whoops-a-daisy"
C'lins - "will do, good sir"
.....later that night

C'lins - "ahhhhhh, fuck that was good"
Broad - "what? did you just cum inside of me? i told you not to!"
C'lins - "ummmmm, don't worry baby, i'm drunk"

by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006

Whompus

A vagina with balls
also see chompus...

Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!

by jamesantwaanmcguel January 24, 2008

Whoops

When you accidentally drop your dildo on the way to the shower.

Me : *walks to shower*
Me : *drops dildo*
Me: *bows down to pick it up*
random black guy : *puts dick in butt*
Me : *whoops*

by Dickwap December 6, 2018

Made whoopsie

make/making/made whoopsie: when a man accidentally penetrates a woman's anus while having sex with her. When a penis slips out of a vagina and into the butt. In the 70's, having sex was called "making whoopee". The term "whoopsie" is something people say when they've made a mistake.

Sara is really mad at me. Last night we were having sex and I made whoopsie. I bruised her anus so she made me finish with myself. butt sex assplay shit dick anal

by Doc Bliss June 29, 2015

Whoopsie

A flaccid penile ejaculation, inducing a violent recoil.

John had an embarrassing whoopsie during a routine physical with Dr. West, resulting in a big soft white mess.

by ImMoney9 August 20, 2010

Whoopass

To unleash a can of fury upon someone.

I will open a can of whoopass on yo' ass!!!

by Louise J January 19, 2008

A Whoops

The act of editing a girl's clothes off via photoshop or other editing programs.

Jim: Damn dude, how did you get a nude picture of Kelly?!
Gary: I didn't man, I just made a Whoops.
Jim: Awesome.

by LandB October 16, 2011