Mexican Cheese Whiz
I went down on Consuela last night but I had to get the fuck out of there when I saw her Mexican cheese whiz.
Mexican Cheese Whiz by Macgilroa May 25, 2010
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Cheez Whiz
(1) Essence of pure cheezy goodness
(2) Common anal lubrication
(3) Cause of human suffering( i.e., sexually transmitted diseases).
(2) Common anal lubrication
(3) Cause of human suffering( i.e., sexually transmitted diseases).
Cheez Whiz by oldscholluva July 26, 2003
cheese whiz
O.K., let's say you are fuckin' this girl and she has gonoreah/clamidia and you use no jimmy-hoppers. You fuckin' try to JIZ and it comes out like cheeze wiz because of the glue-like gonno mixed with jizznads.
cheese whiz by David!M! January 12, 2006
Canadian Cheez Whiz
$20.00 CAD. It's a Canadian term derived from the apparent price of a large jar of Cheez Whiz in the Canadian territory of Nunavut. The price was jacked up so high because of how expensive it was for Kraft to export their products to Nunavut.
Somehow, the term eventually reached southern Canada, and Canadians found it humorous how much Cheez Whiz costs up north, so much so that they started using it as a synonym for $20, even after the price of Cheez Whiz went back down. People commonly put the blame on certain documentaries made around the time about the standard of living in Nunavut, many of which commented on the price of Cheez Whiz.
Its proper name would actually be a Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, as that's the proper demonym for Nunavut, but people are either too lazy or too stupid to figure out how that word is pronounced, so in common speech it's just referred to as a "Cheez Whiz," leaving in the dark everybody who is unaware of this obscure slang.
Somehow, the term eventually reached southern Canada, and Canadians found it humorous how much Cheez Whiz costs up north, so much so that they started using it as a synonym for $20, even after the price of Cheez Whiz went back down. People commonly put the blame on certain documentaries made around the time about the standard of living in Nunavut, many of which commented on the price of Cheez Whiz.
Its proper name would actually be a Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, as that's the proper demonym for Nunavut, but people are either too lazy or too stupid to figure out how that word is pronounced, so in common speech it's just referred to as a "Cheez Whiz," leaving in the dark everybody who is unaware of this obscure slang.
"Dude, be careful with that, it's gotta be worth at least one hundred Canadian Cheez Whiz."
"That comes to 2 Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, eh?"
"That comes to 2 Nunavummiuq Cheez Whiz, eh?"
Canadian Cheez Whiz by 2kfm3 January 30, 2010
ladled on the cheese whiz
ladled on the cheese whiz by The Flopcat October 17, 2018
beer whiz
Beer-flavored Cheese Whiz, containing all of the side-effects of Beer in an easy to use can.
Waking up from a hangover in a puddle of your own urine and/or vomit.
Waking up from a hangover in a puddle of your own urine and/or vomit.
I had a really bad Beer Whiz, so I threw it out and bought some more.
I had a really bad beer whiz, but was too drunk to stand up.
I had a really bad beer whiz, but was too drunk to stand up.
beer whiz by Fred Anderson August 23, 2005
Meat Whiz
Meat Whiz by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012