Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.
After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.
by PnBOX November 11, 2021
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Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.
*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.
*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022
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BOY: Hey wanna use anything while we have sex
GIRL: EW NO THATS VERY WEIRD
BOY: Geez your acting super vanilla right now
GIRL: EW NO THATS VERY WEIRD
BOY: Geez your acting super vanilla right now
by Freezii March 11, 2022
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by Thank you memes November 20, 2017
Get the vanilla relationship mug.The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.
Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??
by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006
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“Build the w@ll”
“Trump=god”
Don’t you hate those vanilla vultures they are musty and take what’s not there’s.
“Build the w@ll”
“Trump=god”
Don’t you hate those vanilla vultures they are musty and take what’s not there’s.
by Never seen two pretty bffs November 18, 2020
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