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Valgarð

Valgarð is an intellectual being. Initially, the name Valgarð comes from old Norsk, as protector of Valhalla. Protector of Valhalla is not enough for Valgarð. He is truly something far superior than that. When lesser beings see a Valgarð they squirm in fear, as they can never dream of reaching his potential. Valgarð will forever triumph over all these ants that roam this so-called Earth.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.
Is that God? No, it's Valgarð doing backflips.
by Gman Mcfluffin December 1, 2021
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Cleo nervously waited to see if her pic would be liked by others. Then a steady stream of likes and shares sent her into a blissful state of notification validation.
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Likes to drink and can often be seen fighting prostitutes late at night outside clubs.
Man did you see that Valiha that I knobbed last night going mental on that whore outside the club?
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A woman who would rather listen to some man’s comment about herself than listening to her best friend. The kind of girl that seems shy at first and as soon as a guy talks to her she is the most outgoing person. She tries to be like a little helpless girl in front of all her guy friends, because many boys easily fall for that. Don’t be like that, because you’re being a real pain in the ass for all your girlfriends.
A girl that needs Male validation is someone that can’t stand it if you have the attention of boys on you, so she does whatever is needed in order to get their attention. Even if that means to hurt you.
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Valiha

A Valiha is often laid across the lap and plucked. The sound is quite foreign to most ears, although similar to instruments originating from the Midlands.
Did you hear that Valiha the other night? I couldn't make head nor tail of it.
by phoney faro May 5, 2010
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