1. A term in Asatru. "Seeress". Whether a practitioner of Galdr or Seid, this term designates a female diviner.
2. A character in Stargate SG-1. Vala Mal Doran is a theif, con-artist and recently a memeber of SG-1. She is played by Claudia Black.
2. A character in Stargate SG-1. Vala Mal Doran is a theif, con-artist and recently a memeber of SG-1. She is played by Claudia Black.
1. Raven is a vala, she practices seid.
2. Vala gave birth to Adria who is an Ori in the flesh and is hellbent on converting everyone over to Origin (or killing them).
2. Vala gave birth to Adria who is an Ori in the flesh and is hellbent on converting everyone over to Origin (or killing them).
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
Get the Vala mug.When a woman has a fistula from her bowels to her vagina and ends up excreting some out of her vagina.
Jane got a yeast infection because of her vagiarrhea. If only she'd gotten that fistula taken care of.
by DJ Dickmutt January 1, 2006
Get the vagiarrhea mug.Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.
by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007
Get the Holly Valance mug.A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.
Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"
by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007
Get the Valapecia mug.The area between a woman's vagina and her anus, where the line blurs when you are preforming oral sex. Used by Hank on Californication when a sex patner said her husband couldn't find her clitoris.
by wseandobbins August 4, 2009
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