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Nick Valensi

A'ight, well, I'm not going to say he's sexy, because that's overplayed. He's extremely handsome. Anyway, he's got incredible talent at the guitar. Absolutely incredible. He's in a band called the Strokes who are, all put together, the number one best band in the history of music and the best band ever in the universe, to quote what somebody said already although not in quotes. In an interview for LAUNCH, he said that music is the Strokes's top priority, and it seems to be definitely his. I love Nick Valensi and need guitar lessons, as well.
Nick Valensi might give me guitar lessons if... I... do something for him... and if he ever reads this definition...
by Stroke Number Six February 12, 2005
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Nick Valensi

Guitarist in the NY-originating band The Strokes; tall; started playing the guitar at age 5 or six after receiving an acoustic guitar; likes "stripey socks."
Nick Valensi was born on January 16, 1981.
by Strokes fan February 2, 2004
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the valedictorian

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian
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Valenswine's Day

The day before Valentine's Day, that guys use to spend time with the second (or third) most important women in their lives.

February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.

It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
Girl 1: He's taking you out the day before Valentine's Day?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.

Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
by TaylorHoward January 27, 2011
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valeene

Valeene is a genuine gem to always hold on to. She is always the person to make you smile when your down and will try to help make things better. Very loving and caring to all they meet and love. They are the type of person to always have your back, make sure your okay when your not, and give her last just to help someone they really care for. If you ever have met a Valeene in your life, keep her close and always have her back because she would do it in a heartbeat.
Valeene is a very attractive person. Beautiful Best Awesome Wonderful Genuine Woman
by .M.13. June 11, 2016
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Valenside’s day

February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.
(After hooking up) “happy valenside’s day”
“Haha thanks you too”
by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021
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Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
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