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valorantphobic

"Valorant is so annoying. I think that I'm Valorantphobic."
by minionfarter69 July 10, 2022
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Valorant

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer
P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.
by HDRG July 23, 2022
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Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.
Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?
by OFG32 October 17, 2022
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Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.
Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin
by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022
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Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"
Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.
by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022
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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
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Valorant'd

A term used in valorant when enemy players use all of their utility to annoy you via flashing, concussing, etc. The results to this is either people accepting their fates (not doing anything) or people getting extremely pissed off
Person - "WILL THEY STOP FLASHING ME, I'M GETTING VALORANT'D"
by Zepherixs September 19, 2022
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