Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

roger upton

created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit

me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever

by durable January 30, 2009

To UpToDate

Verb., Medical term, To perform online research about a medical condition using UpToDate clinical decision support.

"That said, I think the real strength of the tablet is being able to have PDF copies of all of your texts with you and the ability to UpToDate anything on the go." Posted on Student Doctor Network website.

by DrInigoMontoya November 4, 2013

Cincinnati Uptown

When you and your honey run out of depression medication and have to fuck to feel human again.

"We gotta stop doing the Cincinnati Uptown, babe."

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015

Tony Uptown

A girl or guy that tries really hard to act wealthy but in reality is lower class and most likely leases all their b&ws...

sally: omg lindsay tries so fucking hard to seem rich . like, we know both your parents work at McDonalds
raul: yeah for real, she is a tony uptown

by Sarasota Bitch March 29, 2016

Jacob Upton

A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.

Look, dad! Is that a Jacob Upton?
Yes, son. You should avoid him.

by TaterManFry YT June 16, 2016