umpa

a person who is your best friend.
originally a combination of grandma and uncle... tranlsated into a friendly nickname.
can be abbreviated to ump

hey umpa
i love ump
ump face
umpaaaaa

by mary & emma January 27, 2006

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

umptious

An adjective referring to in greater value

Menchies Fro-Yo for your tummy all delicious and nutritious, Scrumptiousdiddly, umtious, Super Sweet treat for you and your Honey:)

by Jayjaysmalls September 19, 2013

umpa lumpa handshake

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.

"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"

by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011

Umption

Motivaton to do something, or driveing force.

I don't have the umption to do that.

by Eric Stalheim December 5, 2007

Umpa Lumpa

A umpa lumpa is a short little man that works in a chocolate factory owned by Willy Wonka.This is from a book by Roald Dahl called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

A umpa lumpa works hard at the chocolate facctory.

by Charles Tuan January 1, 2004

Umpteenth

Relatively large but unspecified in number.

Having escaped his death sentence for the umpteenth time.

by Wally "Fastest Man Alive" West September 10, 2013