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twitted

To slam drinks and or bong beer, the (twitted) person gets drunk before anyone else.
My friend last night got so twitted, he was drunk before your third beer. He is so extreme, his pre-game is harder than you party.
by rob1892 December 12, 2007
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twit

In Singapore terms, it means teens who try to act cute, wear like the jap kids do, with all the leggings and stuff.

And most of all they can't bloody type proper english.

Most of them are the street punks who think that joining gangs and gangbanging other people are so cool.

Now they're trying to act emo with all the mascara and the communist cap!

For more information, please visit http://museum-of-twits.bl ogspot.com/
twit 1: heLLoxx :))
twit 2: ooi, euu tOdae dOin wAt ahx???
twit 1: dUn nOe lEhz, h0w bOUt euu?
twit 2: gOIn ouT wiTH my lAoGong lORhzz.
twit 1: WAAA! sO luRbbing arhxx.
twit 2: kezkez :) yAr l0rhx, moii lAoGong n moIi goin wAtch m0vIe.
twit 1: kAe lOrhz. i at hMe mAkeup mAkeup den. bUaixx.
by charmaine- November 9, 2008
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twit

A foolishly annoying person.
"I'm an insignificant twit."
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twit

Mark Cahallan's most famous putdown.
"Shut up you twit" chimes Mark Cahallan
by Johnny Cockrin May 30, 2007
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TWiT

TWiT: stands for "this WEEK in TECH,” a weekly podcast centering on technology news. The podcast is hosted by Leo Laporte (former host of The Screen Savers) who is joined by a rotating list of panelists. Most of the key members have at one point been associated with or employed by what was TechTV. Regulars include: Patrick Norton, Roger Chang, David Prager, John C. Dvorak, Kevin Rose, Robert Heron, and Joshua "Yoshi" DeHerrera. Slogans: “Your first podcast of the week is the last word in tech” and “Combining a mind-numbing commitment to tech news with surprisingly valuable information.” Episodes are also referred to as TWiTcasts and the show’s devoted listeners are known as the “TWiT Army.”
The last episode of TWiT was late, but it was worth the wait.

I just downloaded the new TWiTcast and it sounds great since they stopped recording from Skype.
by ctbyte September 1, 2005
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TWIT

Teenage Women in their Thirties

Women who are aged in their 30s but behave like a teenager in their mannerism. Are silly goofy, don't really have any responsibilities, no children and are single. They are independent
Melbourne fashion model Kelly Johns is proud to be a TWIT
by Clarmuk August 9, 2009
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Twits

The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.

Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master May 12, 2011
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