Shania Twaining

After being cheated on by your spouse with your best friend, getting them back by hooking up with your best friend’s spouse.

This term comes from the factual scenario when Shania Twain’s husband cheated on her with her best friend. Shania Twain later divorced him, and married her best friend’s husband. This really happened, I shit you not.

Jim: “Wow, I can’t believe our best friends are idiots and decided to cheat on their spouses with each other.”

Rachel: “Yea, but that’s ok, the real winners are Mike and Sarah. They ended up Shania Twaining in the end.”

by Legitjosh February 2, 2019

Dirty Twiddle

Where you hang from your penis like in the movie mission impossible and steal cum from a girls pussy

That girl was crazy last night I pulled a dirty Twiddle

by Pipelord March 19, 2022

twain

A very furry vagina. A vagina so hairy that is vaguely resembles Mark Twain's hair-do.

Birdie went down to Jenny's to get some twain.

by Bunny_of_the_Scots May 5, 2008

Taiden

A Taiden is someone who is always thinking of the future and always trying to realize his dreams. A Taiden is someone who is influential and does not care what others think or say. A Taiden can experience great confusion but also can have nuclear highs of excitement and confidence, both sides of the spectrum. A Taiden is also generally lazar-focused on their mission, not caring how they come off to others.

Taiden is set on his dreams.

by ExitciumIist February 3, 2021

Never the Twain shall meet

A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.

Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."

by PatrickNewman October 28, 2010

twadge

The wet hole located in between a female's legs. Is sometimes referred to as a cadge.

So we were at it the othen night right, and then she...(interruption) What was her twadge like?

by Andy Twadger May 16, 2007

twailo

A guy who likes to dress like a bum and/or smells funky with his hair all messed up. Speaks words like "dud-a", "los-a", "sweet-a".

"Look here comes twailo, what's up dud-a?"

"OMG, that twailo is searching the recycle bin again"

by KwZ September 26, 2005