Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's

Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed

by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 15, 2022

Turd Tour

Pooping on a different floor or building so your coworkers won’t know the demonic things you’re capable of.

“Man, I just saw Shawn enter the third floor men’s washroom. Definitely took a turd tour, trying to make it look like someone on the third floor look like a serial office poo’er”

“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”

by officeworklife July 1, 2015

turd moth

Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.

Person 1: Why are you doing that for?

Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.

Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.

by Actual Ltd. November 5, 2022

yung turd

Realest nigga in the game

Yung turd's mixtape is dropping tomorrow..it been sold out for years.

by Yolo42oquikscopezz January 19, 2015

Amber Turd

A phrase used when one takes a dump, poo, or poop. Also used vulgarity towards a narcissist or feminist.

“I really need to take an Amber Turd”

“That woman is such an amber turd”

by Petdragon June 4, 2022

Amber turd

Any abusive woman, any woman who would make false allegations of abuse.

I dated an amber turd once... it ended when she started throwing things at me.

by Cyclocrossbikes June 24, 2022

playing yo-yo with a turd

When you have to shit so bad that you can feel a turd breaking the surface only for you to pull it back in, as if your ass is playing yo-yo with a shit.

Guy 1: Dude, we gotta stop soon.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.

by Nerples December 23, 2013