Amber turded

(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle

by amber turd May 17, 2022

AMBER TURD

A spiteful act of taking a huge dump on the husbands side of the bed by a lying, vindictive, worthless, whorish, gold digging tramp of a woman. Typically this woman is referred to as human garbage and a junkie, etc.

My world famous husband gave me a life a woman can only dream of and I repaid him by berating him, physically abusing him, cutting his finger off and finally left him an AMBER TURD on his side of the bed.

by DRUNKWICH May 8, 2022

Turkic Pushback

Specifically when a Turk, usually one who lives in a Siberian region assaults a German man. Usually fast and hard.

ISP: "The Turkic Pushback! ..... Don't look that up on Urban Dictionary!"

by Turk Pusher101 August 10, 2023

Turdban

Protective head covering for bird droppings.

While dining outside with friends, I was happy I wore my turdban

by Niezzy March 3, 2019

Box turtle

When your penis retracts back into your body, like a turtles head back into its shell.

when I answered the door , and saw how ugly my blind date was, I immediately went box turtle.

by Yurdle September 22, 2016

renegade turd

That small piece of turd that remains stuck inside your asshole at the end of a bowel movement, and refuses to come out, no matter how hard you push, or strain.

Oh no! I’m about to miss the final episode of Empire because I’m here on the toilet struggling with this damn renegade turd!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 1, 2016

box turdle

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014