golden tulip

When a man urinates inside a woman and then denies responsibility.

He totally Golden Tulipped me and wouldn't even admit it

by Doug Galaxy December 18, 2016

Puckering Tulip

The anus. The bunghole.

I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.

The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.

I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.

My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.

by Dick Onchin July 3, 2021

dutch tulip

a lesbian sex position. in the 69 position but on your sides. legs provide a comfortable head rest.

"im sick of the same old 69... lets do a dutch tulip for neck support"

by chickychicky October 7, 2012

Tulitomaatti

Finnish IRC user, anime otaku and mmega hot guy.

<@Tulitomaatti> :D
<@Tulitomaatti> (^_^)_b
<@Tulitomaatti> "kekekekekekekekekekke!!!1111 lolZ @_@"

by Pottis April 10, 2005

tulip

abbreviated form of the phrase "tight little package" to describe a very attractive woman's body

Hayden Panettiere is a tulip

by FeO2E August 16, 2009

Tulip Poppler

The biggest, longest, straightest tree in the woods. More commonly used by black men to describe their dominant penis around other races, especially whites and asians, but typically any race will do.

Black Man: Behold, the Tulip Poppler.
White Man: Fuck you.
Black Man: Yo b, I's is talkin' bout dat big azz tree ova' der' nigga.
White Man: Oh, I'm sorry my fellow equal man.
White Man (Inner Thoughts): I didn't actually understand what this nigger just said, but my insecurity and small penis are very offended right now.

by the mad HessMan August 30, 2010

tulip sandwich

Sexual act where two guys put their dicks in 1 butthole

"Wow! Did you hear that jack got a tulip sandwich from james and conner last night?"

by Nerdyo December 18, 2017