Played by pompousjerks who believe they are superior to their fellow band members. Very rarely played correctly and very often blasted. The only time trumpet players get any action is at band camp.
"What's this song supposed to be? I don't hear anything but noise..."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."
by trumpet hater July 20, 2005
by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017
Usually a very loud abnoxious instrument. Usually the conductor or band director will play one; probably because it's way louder than the rest of the instruments.
"What comes after a conductors cut-off? A trumpet solo!"
"Who is that abnoxious girl? Oh thats the trumpet player."
"Who is that abnoxious girl? Oh thats the trumpet player."
by Briittaanyyy November 16, 2005
One of the higher brass instruments, played by arrogant, and often assholish, persons. They do not think that they can do any wrong, and will never own up to scooping up to the pitch (although, ironically, they do it the most.) Is well known as 'the best instrument around', because trumpeteers are likely to spread that false fact around. It has a strange whiny sound, like that of a trombone, but without the low pitch to make it sound good. It doesn't sound bad when played right, but only sounds good in a group with other instruments.
by person13434534 April 12, 2009
by thehamisdone February 10, 2015
by GodheadTurntech September 15, 2015
Stupid, racist, homophobic bigots that stand behind Donald Trump and everything he believes in. (white people)
by BJ Bonnor October 18, 2015