terd

Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence.

Neglected pre-pubescent turds can't spell this sentence right if it was read to them.

by The Observer May 6, 2003

Terd sandwich

A piece of poop inside two slices of bread.

Sticking your wang in between a piece of poop.

"Did you just bet Jeff 100 dollars to eat that terd sandwich?" asked Randy.

"Your mom likes it when im the dick in her terd sandwich," said Chirs.

by Bobbert October 10, 2005

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

Tred

To totally destroy something. Usually this thing will have lots of tears and rips in it after the tredding.

I'm gonna tred that piece of.....flannel.

by Lil Brudder October 16, 2009

Treader

a push bike , a bicycle ...

as kids in sunny scunny North Lincolnshire ,England, we used to say to friends , lend me your treader ... meaning lean me your bike .... you TREAD on the peddles to make it go ... hence TREADER ... lol

by S.S.Yellowbelly :P December 16, 2010

terd cutter

Slang term for the anus

My girl likes it in the ass, so I shoved my cock in her terd cutter.

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

Tredrunk

adj. When a person has consumed so much alcohol that they are beyond the point where they can be described as smashed, crunked or any other common slang. Being tredrunk can result in memory loss, however everybody will have stories about you the next day if you manage to find your way home. Other side effects include vomiting, hallucination, embarrasment (depending on the person), and good night sleeps in random places.

Wow, that bitch is tredrunk!

by I can't remember. I'm tredrunk. October 30, 2007