tragic

(adj.)

having elements of tragedy, mournful, calamity-level event.

So I'm walking home and there's this chick on the corner that says she'll suck my dick off for 10 bucks.

Tragically, I only had 5 dollars.

by Nutsacjac July 12, 2003

Tragicrafting

verb. the act of slapping together some commemorative bullshit and putting it up for sale before the body gets cold. After all, it’s only by making money that the healing can begin.

Have you seen the Davy Jones Tragicrafting crap on Esty?

by AnOddGirl May 28, 2012

tragic

Catastrophic, devoid of hope, without possibility of redemption.

Usage:

1. Melodramatically to make light of a minor misfortune, or a catastrophe that you don't think others will take seriously.

2. As a dismissive insult aimed at a person or object.

3. As an exclamation of incredulity. Similar to "Oh my god!", "No way!", "What does he think he's doing?", but perhaps most akin to "I can't bear to look", said while jostling for the best view.

1. It's tragic, I'm out of green lipstick!
2. That dress is tragic.
3. That nerd is really going to ask a cheerleader out - tragic!

by Linton July 11, 2003

Tragic

Really really bad.

"That dress Cassidy wore was totally tragic!"

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

The Tragically Hip

Pretty well known band from Canada. Not bad either.

Tragically Hip is pretty cool

by 106 March 23, 2005

tragic (dramatic) irony

When an actor/actress dies in a way that is contrary to the characters in which they portrayed

Paul Walker in a fast and furious wreck

Tragic (dramatic) irony

by Annoying guest December 1, 2013

Tragic: The Gathering

The card game played by ghouls through the game Fallout 2, but had no real use in the story.

Dude! I won 30 bottle caps for a half hours worth of Tragic.

by LoGiKaLxLiQuiD June 29, 2003