Torchettied

French for fucked up. From drinking heavy amounts of liquor.

"Bro what are we doing Tonight?"
"Im getting absolutely torchettied tonight"

by Mc lemonZ August 27, 2017

Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

fire a torpedo

in reference to defication

I have to fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

torpe

A man/woman that likes someone but is shy to tell them or even get close to that person.

Friend:Dude! Thats your crush right there just tell her already!

Friend 2:Nope... Im a torpe person I can't do it.

by thatboi21738 June 26, 2018

torpedo

To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.

He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

torch rock

A musical sub-genre using the classical blues/rock construct and instrumentation with an emphasis on the themes and deliveries of the "torch" singers. Term stems from the saying, "to carry a torch for someone".

Practictioners include Billie Holliday, Serge Gainsbourg, Pollux, Jimmy Scott and Nina Simone.

"It's a third date; I'm bringing candles, some torch rock and massage oil."

by soendsvalentine August 9, 2009