poh-tay-toes

Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a stew!

What's Taters? Poh-Tay-Toes! Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a stew!

by Samwise G. August 31, 2008

Tobese

A person with the name Tobi, Tobias, or something similar and is un-usually chubby and large, or is thin and complains about being fat.

Guy #1 "hey tobi"
Guy #2 "go away i'm fat" (not actually fat)
Guy #1 "fine... tobese"
Guy #2 *runs away and eats*

by riverfooled February 27, 2009

tapesht

ta*pesh*t

adjective, adverb;

1. Used to describe the number one top guy.

2. Having the best skills

origin:
hockeylifeHL

Hey Cory, did you watch the game tonight?

No, I missed it.

Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.

by hockeylife June 14, 2013

Trout Toes

Definition- When a person engages in foot sex with a woman,(woman receiving),and has foul smelling feet as a result.

Example 1)"Wow, last night with Cindy really gave me a bad case of the trout toes if you know what I'm saying."

Example 2)"This year for Christmas I am giving Bob some Gold Bond, he always has trout toes."

by CheeseMongerXV May 4, 2009

Grinch Toes

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

by Carlito11 September 6, 2013

Lesbian toes

A person who has toes that are long and uneven. The pinky toe will be way shorter than the rest. Typically these toes are used for vaginal insertion.

I hooked up with Brianna last night and she put her toes in my vagina. She had some incredible lesbian toes

by Shreka April 1, 2020

Your toes.

Hand em over.

Your toes. Hand em over.

by theflying_egg September 24, 2020