The loyal and passionate army of black and white clad Newcastle United fans who pack out St James Park (capacity 52,500) every other saturday to watch their beloved Toon play. Even though they have not won a trophy for 35 years now!.
by Iain Langmaid August 27, 2005
Get the toon army mug.A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.
FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.
FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
by Stoney Loon September 9, 2008
Get the Toonser mug.something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.
person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.
person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
by SugaShaners June 7, 2009
Get the tooner mug.Toon, usually referred as a character in an online role playing game. Also known as an alt, or character.
Or, something an idiot would say
Or, something an idiot would say
by Not-an-idiot September 19, 2004
Get the toon mug.Slang term that can be substituted as an alternative for (primarily) fail, failing, failure, fails, or any word regarding general messing up or sucking.
n: failure
v: fail, failing
Derived from internet gaming.
n: failure
v: fail, failing
Derived from internet gaming.
I tohonoed that midterm dude.
You didn't kill the boss mob? You tohono.
The painters spilled paint on my carpet, those tohonos need to quit their jobs.
You didn't kill the boss mob? You tohono.
The painters spilled paint on my carpet, those tohonos need to quit their jobs.
by SPatR July 6, 2008
Get the tohono mug.A girl that calls herself ugly but is pretty. Gets mad over little things. She is smart and funny. Has glasses and she has ugly friends😂
Tajonae is funny
by Tajonae August 10, 2017
Get the tajonae mug.when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.
by sarahshifra May 3, 2009
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