Jason Todd

/ ˈdʒeɪ sən tɒd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 15, 2021

What a Todd

Someone who is a extreme lightweight. Aka someone who can't handle any more than 2 standard drinks.

Person 1 - Wow. That guy is such a lightweight.
Person 2 - Yeah, what a Todd.

by Toddy23 November 28, 2014

Todd Howard

God

Todd Howard, are you talking about God Howard, holy father of Fallout 76?

by Ras Barry December 11, 2018

Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

toddler CEO

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.

The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.

by dookeyboy December 6, 2010

on your todd

British slang term meaning to be alone, having no one else around for company. Can also mean sitting on your backside.

i.e. aww, were you all on your todd?

by jakondas March 30, 2010

Toddy-Lou

a term for a cigaret; usually used in north eastern Pennsylvania

Yo wanna go have a Toddy-lou? I'm Jonesin' right now!

by Todder Box December 4, 2012