“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Tobey

WordGirl’s boyfriend

Person 1: hey have you heard of tobecky?
Person 2: no but wth is that
Person 1: WordGirl and tobey
Person 2: wouldn’t it be called ToWordGirl?
Person 1: you uncultured swine

by Delete this account now June 23, 2023

To be or not to be

Asking the ontological question of whether one's existence has any meaning in this world.

Aka whether one should kill himself or not.

Me: "To be or not to be, that is the question."

Dude on internet: "Kys fag"

Me: "Thank you kind stranger for answering my question! I Shall now kill myself :)"

*dies*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

to be fair tho

to be fair tho, famously popular due to vikkstar123 basically means

person 1: that guys got a tapped hairstyle
person 2: to be fair tho
person 1:

person 2:

by drbulge June 29, 2021

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]]

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021