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Tilting at Windmills

an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies, or fighting unwinnable or futile battles.
Father and daughter arguing over getting married.

Dad - "I won't allow it, do you get me?"

Daughter - "You're tilting at windmills, Phil."
by freund April 13, 2010
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Dry Texting

Long time to reply or answer back my text to my girlfriend.
Annamarie my girlfriend started DRY TEXTING me since last week. One reply to my text took her three days to get back at me and it only said "Hi." Fucking Bitch started cheating on me!
by wylion2015 January 22, 2017
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Texticular Fortitude

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.
Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008
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Textimonial

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.
"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"
by michaliann September 15, 2009
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drunk texting

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.
That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.
by DougCrow January 3, 2006
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Cake Texting

a more inconspicuous way to talk a female, rather than regular caking on the phone around all your homies, cake texting can be silent conversation along with button mashing on your phone.
Rich:why are you mashing your buttons over there?
Andy:nothing just texting
Rich; you seem excited, seems like cake texting to me!
by Ya Boy Trax June 6, 2010
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Texting

Laura: *grrbalghgb*
Michelle: Oh shit, Laura is going into Socioshock! Quick somebody get her a texting!!!
by M3ta February 14, 2009
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