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Thinkey

A slur used against intellectuals
You thinkey!
by psntry May 22, 2025
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Paper Thinker

a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.
Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!

Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.
by uvgeek December 28, 2008
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Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.
Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.
by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012
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Face Thinker

A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.
Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.
by Hypok November 6, 2016
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unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.
Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
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the thinker

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.
Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.
by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018
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theoretical thinker

its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.
i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.
by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019
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