Training

a form of self harm that is socially acceptable

doctor: try training more often
or
father: you should start training

by imafrickintree March 24, 2020

Training Puppy

A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy

Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children

by t_210 August 4, 2010

Training Run

The act of masturbating over an extended period of time, usually an hour, in which you simulate multiple sexual positions to increase your stamina.

Carter hadn't slept with anyone in a while, so when he though he might get lucky, he did a training run to get himself ready.

by donthinkso May 11, 2013

training broad

A pun on "training bra". A guy's first girlfriend. The one that gets him to take baths, change his underwear daily, get a haircut with some style, not sound like an oaf when talking to girls, etc.

I wouldn't have been able to attract my current girlfriend if I didn't have a training broad to straighten me out.

by devilelephant January 7, 2015

training arc

Top 10 best anime traing arc😈😈😈

"Damn ___ just had a breakup i bet they are going in their training arc rn😈😈"

by 69420Sussybaka69420 December 29, 2021

re-training

usage: noun or verb. A term which describes the process you must go through when you want to fire someone without getting sued. Usually before firing an employee, there will be an opportunity to re-train him, then he will be fired.

"why are you packing up your stuff?

"I'm getting re-trained, so I'm sure i'll be getting restructured by the end of the week."

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 14, 2005

Trim Training

The act of committing a savage yet purposeful man-handling on your "downtown district".

- "Hey Mortimer, Check out the chick on the cover of the new FHM.."
- "Man, she's Grade A, Gerald! **snatches magazine** If you need me i'll be in the bathroom trim training!!!"
- "You salty dog you...."

by Jay B. R. March 16, 2008