Testoclesius

An idiot and troll of the Quake3World.com/Raw-One.com forums.

Usually found not far behind his interbuddy Genxgenius, and often found posting pictures of some whore called Sheila.

That Testoclesius is such an annoying nerd!

by :) November 22, 2004

Tectoned

A term used to describe a situation when a person gets bad luck on weapon banners.

"Dude, Song of Broken Pines is literally avoiding me and I got another Aquila bruhh"
"Lol, you got Tectoned"

by Tenney519 May 18, 2021

Testosterone

The chemical that turns sweet, kind boys into angry sex-crazed men.

Tom used to be so nice, then his testosterone kicked in and now he's a total douche.

by Miako_x September 27, 2009

Testoclesius

Puffy nippled, mullet haired aussy that wears a giant helmet. Often spouts, "Nerd" or "Slaughtered" while spending countless hours on an interforum calling himself a playboy, when in fact he still lives with his mum.

That poser is such a Testoclesius. Did you see Genxgenius doing Testoclesius?

by schnoogie November 22, 2004

testosterone

The male sex hormone, (C19H28O2), screted by the testes, that stimulates the devolpment of the male sex organs as well as the male sex drive.

I'm a 16-year old male, and the testosterone is pretty much flooding my brain.

by iRishRepublicanaRmy January 2, 2004

textonitus

The soreness you get in your thumbs from texting too much.

I have to actually call my friends because my thumbs are too sore to text them today, I think I have textonitus.

by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

Flesh Tectonics

The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.

My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.

by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009