Tenterhooks

An english saying. If someone is on tenterhooks, they are very nervous/excited about something that they are waiting for, and possibly dreading.

"Gee whiz, I was on tenterhooks beuase she hadn't turned up to our 5th year anniversary date yet. Turns out, she dumped me in a voicemail."

by reavreav August 19, 2008

Tête-bêche

Simultaneous reciprocation of oral sex between two partners, where each partner orally gratifies the other's genitalia.

"I'm fairly certain that the pictures of Anna playing tête-bêche with her boyfriends have stuck in Ann's mind, but she's afraid to say so or even to think of sucking my prick." -Opus Pistorum by Henry Miller

by Lincoln Weinberg August 29, 2009

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

bi-tete

n.

The chronic condition or syndrome of feeling that others are always looking at you as if you have two heads.

Etymology: from Latin "bi" (two) + French "tete" (head)

She suffers from bi-tete syndrome so badly that last week she bought herself a pair of identical hats and also made two appointments to get her hair cut at the beauty salon.

by catfish January 30, 2005

Bestie From Another Testes

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

by spyder_web September 15, 2009

Testetrap

When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!

Gotta watch out for those testetraps.

by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

tektekteki

very famous personality of Luxembourg, well known over all the world, a reflection of perfection

oh my God , is that tek, is that tektekteki?, love this guy!

by CreKTeK June 9, 2011