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Telecig

When two friends call eachother for the sole purpose of having a cigarette because they have nothing better to do besdies talk and smoke. The conversation usually only lasts as long as the cigarette does. If the converstion goes any longer, more cigs are needed.

Telecigs usually produce nonversation

*Telecigs are usually started with a text message saying "telecig in 5?"
Whitemeat- "You wanna go for a telecig quick?"

Stash Nasty- "Yeah, I got nothing better to do...wanna prank call wal-mart"

Whitemeat - "Fa sho"
by Stash Nasty April 24, 2009
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Telebropathic

When you communicate with your bro, through a look.

Telepathic powers between bros if you will.
My buddy had a chick over the other night that he is trying to get on a date with and she seems interested. Suddenly she told us she was inviting her other semi boyfriend thing over, and he and I looked at eachother and instantly had a telebropathic conversation of,

Him: What the fuck?
Me: Dude I don't know, Da Fuck.
Him: Well I'm done with that.
Me: I don't blame you.

Night moved on.
by FatElbowsAreMyThing August 5, 2014
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tele

Short for “television
British, common usage.
Anything good on tele tonight?”
by Peter Williams May 8, 2004
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telectual

A TV personality that is supposed to be an expert on a given subject, but often lacks the credentials and reputation generally required to be successful in their respective fields.
Dr. Phil is such a telectual.
by Mr. Rags September 22, 2005
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Telebone

The act of participating in phone sex.
I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?
by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007
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Telecommuning

Once trend, now status quo of spending more virtual time with our fellow human beings than actual face-time.
The act of living through social media, online games, email and text-messages rather than picking up the phone (as initially intended) to CALL another person or as a means to truly "stay in touch" via conversation or to facilitate actual get-togethers or live social events.
A reliance on having numerous online "followers" that staves off loneliness the way a picnic ora good, old-fashioned softball game with friends, acquaintances and family members once did.
Like telecommuTing, a form of attendance and human interaction we can manage from "virtually" anywhere, diminishing the need for proximity with family, friends and coworkers.
"Thanks to telecommuting and telecommuning I never need to leave the house!"
"Ashley is super popular. She telecommunes with her 19,000 closest friends all the time!"
by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014
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tehle

A tehle is a pineapple that is dyed teal and tastes like strawberries.
person 1: man this tehle tastes so good

person 2: i know right! it tastes exactly like strawberries and is bright teal!
by fram man August 31, 2017
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