testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

by Herman45 December 25, 2010

testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.

Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.

by derrrr June 17, 2004

Testoculars

When a man places his ballsack on the bridge of his partner's nose and lets his balls sit on each of his partners eyes.

"You aint seen nothing till you've looked through my testoculars" - That mu'fucker Ed-

by EZA January 12, 2008

testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner

my balls are so chewy

by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003

Testiculas-mitotisome

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.

"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"

by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

testiclesbian

A lesbian with testicles
Basically a trans, gay woman

(A man who has become a woman but still likes other women)
See also: Prince Harry

Harry: *becomes trans*
Also Harry: has sex with a woman behind a bush

Meghan: what a testiclesbian.

by A random gay person April 11, 2023

Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.

I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022