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tallahasee torch

When you dip your cock in gasoline, light it on fire and stick it up a girl's ass or pussy.
Warning: Side effects of the Tallahasee Torch include: burnt cock and/or pussy, burnt ass, and your girlfriend will probably hate you for the rest of your life.
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Tallahasee Tallboy

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.
I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahasee Tallboy.
by Nate lowry April 29, 2015
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Tallahassee

A boring town that is small enough to be boring but big enough to have gangs and ghettos. There are too many rednecks and thugz. There are a couple famous people from Tallahassee, like NFL first round draft picks Antonio Cromartie and Ernie Sims, and rapper T-Pain. On Lost, somebady said "I went to tallahassee once. It was all strip malls and waffle hauses!" Dont come here it sucks
"I went to tallahassee once. It was all strip malls and waffle hauses!"
by johnnizzle April 27, 2007
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Tallahassee Tallboy

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.
I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahassee Tallboy.
by Nate lowry May 5, 2015
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tallahassee twinkie

The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.
I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.
by Paullyboi June 4, 2016
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tallahassee mudflap

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry
Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.
by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017
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Tallahassee Slut Water

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water
What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.
by Dirly Girly June 25, 2017
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